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Unsubtletees

Dark-comedy t-shirts The joke lands before the conscience catches up.

Inside!

Shirts to
die in

Plus!Puns that should have stayed buried

Dress like there’s no tomorrow. I’ve seen the list.
Unsubtle Steve: a cackling reaper in a black hood, with glowing cyan eyes
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In this issue

Every shirt

How it ends up on you

  1. First…
    Pick the shirt that says what you were only thinking.
  2. Then…
    We print it for you alone. No warehouse of unsold regrets.
  3. Finally…
    It arrives. You wear it to a family do. An aunt gasps.
    Gasp!